If I Can Do It, You Can Do It!
If I can get my husband to get a vasectomy and then get him to reverse it, if I can endure odd children, strange teenagers, 22 years of marriage and keep my sanity, if I can embrace mid-life and at age 42 go from a being housewife in Petaluma to a television star in Hollywood, then YOU can do it (or something just as wild and exciting), too.
This speech has garnered Marilyn several standing ovations. It's fun, sassy and inspirational.
Not Your Mother's Mid-Life ... A Guide to Fearless Aging
Marilyn is joined by Nancy Alspaugh, co-author of their new book of the same title for this unique workshop. Marilyn and Nancy are starting a movement – one that challenges society's worn out perception that women become less valuable as they age. They believe that our mothers are the last generation to put up with such nonsense. Today's woman – YOU – can be more powerful, more efficient, more capable, and even more desirable as you age!
Marilyn and Nancy give 10 ways to make the second half of your life become the best half. From hilarious personal stories to poignant reflections they encourage their audience to create their own turning point and take on this phenomenon called aging.
Teenagers: Intense, isn't it?
Parenting a teenager in the 21st Century is especially challenging and Marilyn is living proof that you can and will survive. "Living with teenagers is like watching Jeopardy every night—after a while you start thinking: maybe, I AM stupid." Sometimes we just need to hear we're not alone. Three unique and crazy teenagers have provided this seasoned mom with many an interesting experience. From grades, to sex, to trouble with the law, to empty nest, Marilyn brings her clever "Mommies" sense of humor and sweet poignancy to the topic. She also guarantees you will feel good about your kid when you hear her stories.
Sure, Deepak Chopra can tell the common man how to live a spiritual life...but what about those stressed out, stretched thin, over the edge Moms who are trying to get a life? You’ll learn it’s never too late when these two authentic housewives and neighbors share the wisdom they gained by living the adventure that took them from their suburban cul-de-sac to starring in their own NBC sitcom in Hollywood. The Seven Suburban Laws speech gives hope, perspective and lots of relief to anyone stuck in that rut we call "Life".
Hollywood and the PTA: A Comparison
Once The Mommies accidentally got to Hollywood, to their surprise they found out that, for all its hype and glamour, running a studio or television network is not much different than running a PTA meeting (They just dress a lot better in Hollywood). From being whisked around in limos, to meeting famous stars, to participating in the inner workings of a talkshow, Caryl and Marilyn were thrown into the fire without an asbestos suit. It’s wild, it’s baffling, it’s hilarious! Only The Mommies can give you Hollywood from a housewife’s point of view.
Power to the Parents
Raising kids in the '90s sure isn’t like it was for our parents! That was a time when “Leave it to Beaver” meant only “Leave it to Theodore”. Power to the Parents is The Mommies’ way of showing parents how to get their power back through humor and to let them know they are not alone. Isn’t it time we start supporting each other and raise the children of the village together?
The Mother Load
The Mother Load refers to Caryl and Marilyn’s popular book of the same name. This Speech is a collection of laugh-out-loud, true stories and anecdotes that pick up where Erma Bombeck left off. The Mother Load is like being with your best friends when everyone’s had a little too much wine and you’re all on a roll! When you simply want an audience to feel better about themselves, this one’s it.
Who Put the Pause in Menopause?
Midlife doesn’t necessarily have to be a crisis. When your nest is beginning to seem empty and your eggs are drying up, you don’t need a little red Mercedes . . . all you need is a hearty dose of humor. Let The Mommies share their stories of “The Boomerang Kid”, hot flashes, sex once a month, fun divorces and plastic surgery choices. They’ll also talk about life’s disappointments and mid-life’s sweet surprises.
Questions Only a “Mommy” Can Answer
This popular request is a simple “Question and Answer” show filled with entertaining anecdotes and warm advice. Watch out . . . The Mommies will answer ANY question - no holds barred.
Marilyn can also tailor a keynote speech to your specific needs and desires.
