Mama Said

“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on”

– Roseanne Barr

 

Mama Said

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing
is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”

– Phyllis Diller

Mama Said

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”

Buddy Hackett


Mama Said

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”

— Erma Bombeck, American humorist


Mama Said


“There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one.”

- Jill Churchill, Author

Photo by Isaac Alongi

Mama Said

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

— Jack Nicholson


Mama Said


“God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.”

- Jewish proverb